True Porn Clerk Stories just rocks. Kids under, say, 15 should be warned that Mom And Dad ™ might Not Approve ™ if they catch you reading it. I mean, my Dad sent it to me, but I’m 24. Use your own discretion.
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Our store is a nasal jewelry, snotty film school sort of place and we employ people coldblooded enough to work with hardcore pornography every single day of our lives (Oh, all right. Just every shift.) so there are plenty of extra bonus cool points right there. I have actually had word come back to me that people sometimes hate coming to our store because they feel their relative coolness is being rather harshly judged.