Dad sent me this piece from Slashdot.org. It’s hilarious if you’re a Star Wars buff and not overly touchy about 9-11. Here’s an excerpt:
CORUSCANT — Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel Alliance were “encouraging, the War on Terror is not over yet.”
“We will continue to fight these terrorists, and the rogue governments who harbor them, until the universe is safe, once and for all, and the security of the Neo-New Cosmik Order ensured.”
