Badsnake mentioned this wonderful entry on annoying children recently (warning: it has naughty language! Minors be warned!).
It’s one of the entries that made me start reading her back in the day. Sample quote:
I’m rolling a cigarette, so naturally they zoom in on me like sugar-high zombified crazed ducks on a Junebug. Oh, geez, and these little girls were so sticky and gross! I would’ve taken a picture, but one of them probably would have put her little ice cream adhesive coated finger on the lens and done hundreds of dollars worth of damage, so I wasn’t going to risk it.
I love Badsnake. She rules.