This is my post about Valentine’s day. Watch in admiration, dear readers, as I avoid ranting about how the raw materialism of the holiday grates on my feminist sensibitities. Sigh in relief as I refrain from posting terrifyingly sappy drivel about the object of my affections in an attempt to keep your blood sugar levels in a healthy range and my dignity somewhat intact.
Well, crap, that doesn’t leave me much to write about, does it?
Ah, well. Happy Valentine’s Day, all!