Indecision? Hah!

Question: do my readers kjnow anybody who hasn’t already decided who they’re voting for on Nov. 2?
I don’t know a single person who can’t tell me exactly who they’re voting for. I don’t know a single person who hasn’t made up their mind.
So why the hell are those two clowns still slinging mud at each other? It’s just embarassing. They should be trying to get out the vote in swing states, telling the people who are already supporters to be sure to actually vote.
Do I just live in a really politically charged environment? Are there undecided folks out there?