I love this posting. Totally deserved “best of” status.
I’ll copy it below for archival purposes.
Dear Rapist: Missed Connection with your Wallet – w4m
Date: Mon Oct 04 16:09:09 2004
Dear Tom B. of Daly City,
I found your wallet.
Saturday night at Lush you came on to me. I turned you down politely but you had to get a little nasty and huff off. That wasn
