I am SO a fan of Overheard in the Office and Overheard in New York.
This is one of my favorites. (copied below for posterity)
Teen guy #1: My dad’s gonna get me fucking Yankees tickets this year!Yankees tickets!
Teen guy #2: You said that last year, and it never happened.
Teen guy #1: Uh, Earth to moron, last year was different. I lied to you last year.
Teen guy #1: You are so fucking Zoolander, man.
–1 train
Seriously. “You are so fucking Zoolander” is a great expression.
