The first ever Ego! Ego! Ego! giveaway!

Yep, I’ve decided to join the crowd of bloggers who try to lure in readers by offering free stuff.
What am I offering?
A chance to see the film “Doom” before it hits theaters this Friday.
Specifically, a chance to see it with me tonight at an advance screening.
Good things: chance to see a movie with Ealasaid, chance to see what will probably be a lame movie for free, get to sit in the press section at the screening.
Bad things: you only have until 5pm PDT to contact me. Well, and the movie may be totally crappy. And I can only take one person.
You can email me or ping me on IM (EalasaidH, EalasaidH@hotmail.com – I’m on Yahoo, MSN, AIM, and ICQ pretty much all day).
At 5pm I will tally the replies and the person who gives me the most creative reason why I should take them to see the movie gets to come with.
But Ealasaid, I hear you cry, you never do this. What gives?
The answer: I don’t really feel like doing the last-minute-round-of-phone-calls-to-find-a-movie-going-partner routine. The bf had something come up at the last minute, and I have too much going on today to deal with trying to figure out who among my vast network of pals wants to see this movie the most. Plus, I figure it will be interesting to see who (if anyone) replies. :)
—Edited to add:—
We have a winner! He sent me cat photos and other distractions. Hooray.