Dear My Body,

I have been doing my best to take care of you. I’ve cut back on work, done that annoying diet to figure out what you’re allergic/sensitive to, started seeing a chiropractor, gotten more sleep, and so on. So, what is the deal with all the headaches lately? I am clearly doing something wrong as this is the second time in as many weeks you’ve dealt me a serious migraine which has interfered with my ability to go to work. And you’ve given me minor headaches so much lately I’ve lost count of ’em. And I’m tired all the time. What the heck? Seriously. What is the deal here??
I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong (and so far neither can my nutritionist or chiropractor). I would prefer not to simply pump you full of more chemicals, as you appear not to like that either. Help me out here, eh? Either start reacting promptly to whatever allergen we’ve missed so we can spot it, or quit with the headaches and general crappiness.
Love,
Ealasaid.