Why Dan Brown Sucks

Nate explains that he doesn’t have to explain why Dan Brown sucks because Language Log explains it in detail already.
Now, I haven’t read The DaVinci Code, largely because paging through it briefly once or twice convinced me that doing so would make me want to kill myself. Or make my brain turn to applesauce and drip out my ears. Seriously. The fact that Dan Brown is a published and bestselling author gives me great hope for my own abilities to sell my work (well, that or it makes me want to give up on my writing altogether because if they like his stuff, they’ll hate mine).