myspace “girlyness” survey

Wheee! How “Girly” am I? Got pinged by Joie de Livre, so here I am.

How girly are you? (Guys, feel free to take this if you like.)

• What color is your bra?
  Which one? ;)

• Do you straighten your hair everyday?
  Hell no. I don’t even wash it every day.

• Do You Worry About The Size Of Your Boobs.
  Nope.

• What’s your favorite girly magazine?:
  I loathe them all. The closest thing to a girly mag I read is Bitch.

• Would you kill for chocolate?
  If I could kill someone and not be allergic to chocolate anymore, I’d be sorely tempted. I love the stuff.

• Jeans or skirts?
  Jeans all the way.
• Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
  Nope. I refuse. Well… maybe jewelry. I’m trying to train my damn ears to handle earrings again without getting all infected.
• Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
  Hell no!
• Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?:
  Does Edward Scissorhands count?
• Would you leave the house without makeup on?:
  Duh. I do nearly every day.
• Do you consider making out “unladylike”?
  Pfffffft.
• On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?:
  Depends on what I’m shopping for and who I’m with.
• Are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
  Tomboy!
• Do you think lipgloss is the best?:
  Pfffft. Give me a decent chapstick and I’m good to go.
• Do you HAVE to have a boyfriend at all times?
  Dood, I’m on my first bf to ever last more than about 3 weeks, and I didn’t date until grad school. I think the answer to this is NO.
• Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
  I have TiVo. I don’t miss my favorite shows. :)
• Do you obsess over your looks?
  I go through phases where I am convinced I am utterly hideous, but I try not to let it get to me.
• How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  I like to chill in the morning, so I usually take about an hour and a half – but that includes shower, meditation/morning prayer, and a long breakfast, not to mention getting dressed and getting my crap together for work.
• Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school/work?
  Nope.
• Are you a sucker for skater guys?
  Nope.
• Is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
  Ew. I loathe pink.
• Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
  Hmmmmm… I did start wearing tighter shirts (ie, ladies’ shirts instead of XL unisex tshirts and flannels) in the hopes that a guy I liked might notice I was female. It didn’t work.
• Do you often wish there was something you could change?
  Yes. I want a different president. World peace. An end to hunger. Oh, you mean about me? sometimes. I wish I didn’t have so much cellulite on my ass. That’s about it.
• Gold or silver?:
  Silver.
• Do you dress up too much for holidays?
  Nah. I love dressing up, but feel really weird if I overdo it.
• Do you like wearing dresses?:
  Not really.
• Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?:
  Not anymore. :)
• On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?
  They’re just as confusing as girls, in my experience.
• Do you worry/fuss about your weight?
  Yes. I’m female and American, it’s almost impossible not to.
• What makeup product could you NOT live without?
  Does lotion count as a makeup product? I need lotion! My skin is dry in winter from the heater and the wind, and dry in summer from the AC everywhere. The only time my skin was truly happy was the six months I spent in Britain. I need humidity, dammit!