Desperation is calling

Oh, good heavens.

See what John DeLancie and Lorenzo Lamas have been reduced to? For the low, low price of $19.95, they’ll call a complete stranger and deliver a message composed by you.

I can’t decide if this is a travesty or if I want to hint to people that having John DeLancie call me would make my day. (Well, make my day and simultaneously creep me the hell out.)

Probably both.