Ten things I’ve done that you may not have done:
- Attended a sci-fi convention while a babe in arms.
- Been presented to the King of the West as an infant.
- Practiced French Horn while camping in Death Valley.
- Mouthed off (while a child) to a Mensa member.
- Learned Tom Lehrer’s Song of the Elements. (well, mostly)
- Danced to an Allan Sherman song for a school talent show.
- Walked a portion of Hadrian’s Wall.
- Distressed an British Lit prof by proving (fairly well, imho) in a term paper that Lit Crit is pointless.
- Had one of my favorite authors described as “vile” by a British Lit prof. (Yes, it was the same one.)
- Rappelled 16 stories of free hang into Moaning Cavern.
