Irony

I am making a bunch of calls today trying to find my favorite knee brace.
I was on hold for quite a while as a guy checked for me, just now, and the hold music had a refrain: “Baby, I can’t please you, I can’t please you, I can’t please you.”
How apropos.
I can find the brace I want online but I was hoping to find it at an actual store where I could walk in and buy it rather than having to wait while it’s shipped. Curses.