The Mother***ing Friday Five

For them as don’t know, the Friday Five this week is being done by this maniac. I’ve bleeped it for the sensitive and underage.

1. ****in A, it’s Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush.
Diet Coke all the way.

2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who’s the lucky bastard?
Oh, I wish. *sigh*

3. Tell Heather you ****ing love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth.
Heather, you are the booksmell in the library of my mind.

4. Think these questions are fluff? Go **** yourself. For the rest of you, what’s the best ****ing movie you’ve ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with ****ing in it, unless you wanna share that too.]
Hm… that’s always a hard one for me. I think I’ll go with… Fellowship of the Ring – except for Arwen, it’s flawless, and I can always amuse myself by gagging when she’s on screen.

5. So what the **** are you doing this weekend?
Seeing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets tonight, doing lots of NaNoWriMo stuff.

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