Whee!

This is so frickin’ funny I can’t even tell you. But if you don’t know the story of Beowulf, it won’t make sense. If you do, though, go read now.
Also, I must, and I do mean must see “Equilibrium.” Check out the trailer. Beautiful people being violent in very cool looking ways. Swords! Guns! Flamethrowers! All-black or all-white clothing! Blenderized versions of classic dystopian visions! YES!!!