I Was An Adventuress
Poor Polo... he's just a pathological case! And he has Andre to look after him in this sophistocated world, even if Andre isn't the nicest con artist in the world.
- symmetry.wav - [Professor Hatvany exclaims over the beauty of Tanya's ... necklace.] (125Kb)
- sorry.wav - Polo: "I am so sorry, madame...I am horribly sorry!...Madame, it is so clumsy of me!" (54Kb) [sosorry.wav - just "I am so sorry, madame!" (13Kb)]
- cansell.wav - Andre: "Countess, I wonder whether I could interest you in a precious family heirloom. It has magical qualities. You can sell it, and sell it over and over, and still have it." (141Kb)
- impersonation.wav - Polo: "I don't think my impersonation of Professor Hatvany was half bad!" (30Kb)
- pathological.wav - Polo: "I guess I am just a pathological case." (22Kb)
- weakcharacter.wav - Polo: "I am different, Tanya! I am a weak characer. So is my whole family." (37Kb)
- waddle.wav - Andre: "Polo, dear duckling, waddle away while I ponder your fate, hm?" (37Kb)
- illgo.wav - Polo: "All right, I'll go... but I'm hurt!" (39Kb)
- association.wav - Andre: "You know, Tanya, our association up to today has been a rather pleasant one, hasn't it?... can't we make it a little more pleasant?" (81Kb)
- moonface.wav - Andre: "Tanya, you got me all wrong. But more important than all that, it isn't very inspiring to wake up and see Polo's moon face the first thing every morning, is it? Particularly for me with my sense of beauty." (72Kb)
- andibeg.wav - Andre: "And I beg to remind you, my dear Tanya, that had it not been for my sense of beauty, you would now be what, a third rate ballet dancer instead of a first-...I said third rate. And please, don't try to overawe me with that Countess stuff, will you? Have a heart. After all, it was I who invented it." (144Kb)
- patent.wav - Andre: "...just part of my invention. And you can't blame me for having at least applied for a patent to that invention of mine, can you?" (93Kb)
- pleasant.wav - Andre: "Pleasant dreams." (8Kb)
- compliments.wav - Polo: "What a ravishing woman!" Andre: "Like a boquet of Spring flowers." (36Kb) [Andre's line (20Kb)][Polo's line (17Kb)]
- bump.wav - Polo: "Madame, Mesieur. Nothing here, nothing there. And then one little bump as he gets out of the elevator, and eh, voila!" (68Kb)
- priceless.wav - Polo impersonates Herr Protz: "My dear countess! Horrible tragedy has occurred. I have lost your priceless heirloom. But I insist that you must permit to pay for it in full." (76Kb)
- apology.wav - Andre: "Madame la Comtess, my most humble apologies. There exists no immunity to charms like yours." (69Kb)
- artist.wav - Polo: "I might not be able to drink 23 whiskies, but in my own little line with my eyes and with my fingers, I too am an artist." (75Kb)
- mistake.wav - Polo: "Anybody can make a mistake!" (14Kb)
- feet.wav - [Andre's analysis of feet] (524Kb)
- forget.wav - Andre: "Oh, Ducky, what chance have men when women forget so quickly?" (32Kb)
- greeting.wav - [Polo greets Tanya at her house] (250Kb)
- breaksheart.wav - Polo: "It just breaks my heart." (14Kb)
- pink.wav - Polo: "Pink! I am pink! Yes, a pale, pale pink. In other words, a conservative!" (52Kb)
- alwayshurt.wav - Polo: "Oh, but, Andre, must you always hurt me?" (20Kb)
- rant.wav - [Andre's rant at Polo after he drops the jewel case] (143Kb)
- belost.wav - Andre: "I'll take care of this, Ducky. You see, without me you would be lost in this sophistocated world full of shrewd men and clever women." (72Kb)
- babewood.wav - Polo: "Yes, I'm just a babe in the wood." (24Kb)
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