The Maltese Falcon

Joel Cairo, he of the gardenia-scented cards and the dapper outfits... and that adorable little handgun.

• bungled.wav - [Cairo chews out Fat Man] (501Kb)
• certainlyshoot.wav - "I warn you, if you attempt to prevent me I shall certainly shoot you." (85Kb)
• delighted.wav - "I am delighted to see you again, madame." (45Kb)
• havegun.wav - "May I please have my gun now?" (63Kb)
• help.wav - "HELP!" (32Kb)
• noquestions.wav - "I am prepared to promise that - what is the phrase? - no questions will be asked." (131Kb)