About Ealasaid

Ealasaid is a technical writer, freelance movie reviewer, bookbinder, and geek-of-many-trades based in Portland, OR.

Hitman

Directed by: Xavier Gens Starring: Timothy Olyphaunt, Olga Kurylenko, Dougray Scott, Ulrich Thomsen Rated: R for strong, bloody violence, language and some sexuality and nudity Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard action movie — high on body count, low on graphic gore. There’s a fair amount of sexual tension in places and several shots of the female lead wearing a g-string and nothing else, but no graphic sex.

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Directed by: Sidney Lumet Starring: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Marisa Tomei, Albert Finney Rated: R for a scene of strong graphic sexuality, nudity, violence, drug use and language. Parental Notes: This movie definitely deserves its R rating and is not suitable for youngsters.

Fred Claus

Directed by: David Dobkin Starring: Paul Giamatti, Vince Vaughn, Kevin Spacey, Rachel Weisz Rated: PG for mild language and some rude humor. Parental Notes: This is a fair PG film. If you’re overly concerned about vulgar humor, you might want to keep your youngsters away, but that’s about it.

Dan in Real Life

Directed by: Peter Hedges Starring: Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dane Cook Rated: PG-13 for some innuendo. Parental Notes: Beyond teens getting away with speaking to their parents in a way some adults might not appreciate and a bit of innuendo, this film doesn’t have anything objectionable for teens/tweens.

30 Days of Night

Directed by: David Slade Starring: Josh Jartnett, Melissa George, Manu Bennett, Danny Huston Rated: Rated R for strong horror violence and language. Parental Notes: This is not a movie for children. It features torture, brutal violence, and loads of scary, scary vampires.

Michael Clayton

Written and Directed by: Tony Gilroy Starring: George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson, Syndey Pollack, Tilda Swinton Rated: R for language including some sexual dialogue. Parental Notes: This is not a movie aimed at kids. Most preteens and teens will probably be fine with the violence and sexual content, but they may not be captivated by the story.

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

Directed by: David L. Cunningham Starring: Alexander Ludwig, Frances Conroy, Ian McShane Rated: PG for fantasy action and some scary images. Parental Notes: This film is safe for just about all kids, though those who are passionate fans of the books may want to skip it.

Into the Wild

Written and Directed by: Sean Penn (based upon the novel by Jon Krakauer) Starring: Emile Hirsch, Marcia Gay Harden, William Hurt, Catherine Keener, Vince Vaughn Rated: R for language and some nudity. Parental Notes: There isn’t much in the way of violent content, aside from some footage of hunting. Scenes depicting the slaughter and cooking of wild animals might upset children, however, and there are shots of the meat being consumed by maggots that are far from pleasant. There’s a bit of non-sexual nudity, as well.

The Brave One

Directed by: Neil Jordan Starring: Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard, Nicky Katt, Naveen Andrews, Mary Steenburgen Rated: R for strong violence, language and some sexuality. Parental Notes: This is not a film for children or even most preteens. It contains brutality and fairly graphic violence and is emotionally brutal as well.

Balls of Fury

Directed by: Ben Garant Starring: Dan Fogler, George Lopez, Christopher Walken, Maggie Q, James Hong Rated: PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor, and for language. Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard PG-13 comedy full of crude humor. Nothing unusually awful by Hollywood standards, but certainly not intellectual fare.